This guy is my best friend. He’s the OG of Mario hate, Wario!
It has always amused me to think of what people prefer based solely on marketing. Blue hedgehog that turns in to a living buzz-saw and can run faster than anything on the planet to save the world from evil robots? No. That’s boring. A guy who unplugs toilets choked with poop for a living, whose other abilities include eating mushrooms and herbs, then proceeding to stomp the life out of dozens of small animals? Yay! This Mario, like his Player 2 counterpart, is done in a combination styling of his arcade and “super” days.
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