Minecrafties, A Brave New World!

By Thor’s hammer, it’s Thor! God of thunder! Wait, that’s Zeus.. and a Kiss song. Technically, it’s all of the above, but we won’t split hammers.

Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can. Dress like emo. Act like goth. Hang out at mall. Cry about school.

Let’s try that again..

Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can. Fly like bird. Fight like dude. Bird plus dude equals Spiderman.

Nevermind.

While enjoying recent popularity due to a series of films starring the appropriately alcoholic Mr. Downey Jr., Iron Man has and will remain to be a timeless classic.

Hulk smash!

It’s Captain America, leader of The Avengers and staunch advocate of flossing twice a day.