By Thor’s hammer, it’s Thor!  God of thunder!  Wait, that’s Zeus.. and a Kiss song.  Technically, it’s all of the above, but we won’t split hammers.

Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can.  Dress like emo.  Act like goth.  Hang out at mall.  Cry about school.

Let’s try that again..

Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can.  Fly like bird.  Fight like dude.  Bird plus dude equals Spiderman.

Nevermind.

While enjoying recent popularity due to a series of films starring the appropriately alcoholic Mr. Downey Jr., Iron Man has and will remain to be a timeless classic.

Hulk smash!

It’s Captain America, leader of The Avengers and staunch advocate of flossing twice a day.