It’s the other skeleton face from He-Man, Hordak! Technically he was from She-Ra: Princess of Power, but we all know it was the same show. This guy was supposed to be the She-Ra villain counter-part to Skeletor, but I always felt he lacked the menace. Still, he looked very cool and had neat bat ears for keeping cool in the summer time.
Man at Arms! From He-Man, of course. This guy’s helmet was as cool as his mustache. Ah, to be a kid again.
Holy crap it’s She-Ra Princess of Power! Much to the delight of every little boy in 198-whenever, She-Ra was revealed to be.. the SISTER of HE-MAN! Contextually speaking, what does this mean for us, the little boys of 198X? She’s available!
Edit: It was pretty hard to avoid dumb-face on this one. Since sultry isn’t a viable option in an 8x8 square, I opted to go for young innocence over doped-up-street-corner-tail-merchant looking.
While she was kind of an uppity snob, Teela was a strong fighter, and being the only girl in the series who wasn’t either completely evil or He-Man’s sister, she makes great girlfriend material for our hero clad in bear-pelt underwear. As an added bonus, a viable girlfriend for He-Man means She-Ra is.. say it with me now.. AVAILABLE! Hooray for not incest!

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