It’s Stormtrooper armor Luke Skywalker!  I also owned this action figure, so it’s a nice bit of nostalgia to bring it back to life.

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It’s Stormtrooper armor Han Solo!  I actually owned this action figure, so it’s a nice bit of nostalgia to bring it back to life.

Collaborative authorship credit goes to Halucid by implicit request.

“He’s no good to me if he’s dead.”

The bounty hunter Boba Fett, most feared in the galaxy.  RIP, Star Wars.

The immortal space cowboy of Star Wars fame, it’s Han Solo!  I like that this skin portrays the character with his mouth open.  Han was never at a loss for something to say.

This is the only character left untainted by the horrible stain that has become the Star Wars franchise.  The things we destroy in the name of merchandising… It’s a shame.

Really, the only reason to watch any of the modern Star Wars films was for the ten seconds of screen time where Jango Fett was amazing.  Then they cut off his head.  That’s a fairly accurate assessment of the films as a whole.  Totally not worth it.

“You knew my father?”

Noooooooooooooooooooooo..oooooooooo..ooooooooooooooh!

Luke Skywalker from Star Wars.  What you once thought you had is gone and has been replaced by something cheap and ugly.

Darth Vader, figure of evil in the Star Wars universe.  Where this character once seemed powerful and intimidating, now he only makes me sad with regret.  I would feel much better if I could nail George Lucas to a cross and set him on fire.

“Grrr-ROOWWWWRR!”

It’s the fuzzy lovable space pirate companion from Star Wars, Chewbacca!

Go to hell, Geroge Lucas!

“TK421, why aren’t you at your post?”

The troopers of storm, from before all was ruined.

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Scout Trooper?  Remember the Star Wars scene from Return of the Jedi?  The scene with the flying dirt-bikes.  Yeah, that’s the one.

R.I.P. Star Wars.